Evil Tristan is a member of The Nega M-san Bunch. He is slightly anti-g*y, yet extremely anti-heteros*xual. The f*ck, man?! Anyway, he is the most masochistic out of all Nega M-san Bunch, and smites just about anybody (child, man, or woman) that supports h*mos*xuality and/or heteros*xuality. When this isn't happening, he m*sturb*tes to ab*rtion p*rn, because he is also the sickest f*ck in The Nega M-san Bunch. Despite this, his m*sturb*tion p*rnos are watched by the M-san Bunch (the g*y members love male solos ;D).