Bowser is a former member of The Nega-Barney Bunch. He r*pes Peach and Daisy (both of the Fergo Bunch) every day (one of his "choke-collars" allows him to teleport) . He gets mad when someone calls him "G@y Bowser", because he is actually bis*xual. If you call him g*y, he will find you and then kill you. He nows resides in der Führer's army, because he actually offers military power in exchange for trust.